[papers are being shuffled.]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Children, I must say....

[foot tapping. Yes, Erol, it's your boots again.]

I am not pleased.

JAK.

MAR.

WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

You shouldn't hit ladies. Tsk, tsk, boy.

EVEN.

Even, Even.....

[shuffling.]

Even, Even, Even. Is that spelled with an E? I don't see any warnings listed here.

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[gratuitous clearing of throat. The Captain begins to pace, in what sounds like loud, clanking, spike-toed boots.]

Tsk.

Tsk.

Tsk.

Do not beg me. I don't like to be begged.

[he pauses, thoughtfully.]

Unless your clothes are off.

But THEY WEREN'T.

[more throat-clearing.]

Even, love.

I need to SEE YOU.

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Tsk, tsk, Gambler. Losing my things again. We'll have to wipe the slates clean, sir! Must you? MUST YOU?

[gratuitous throat-clearing.]

Now, kiddies. You're all so noisy and Uncle Redd needs his beauty rest, you see? Aha!

So I'm giving you a warning. All of you. One strike and then you're out. OUT!

[EVENT GO.

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